If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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