At least make sure they are 18
Why
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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