I think i sorta joined a cult last night
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
