You're completely useless in the revolution.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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