nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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