Whatcha textin bout Willis?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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