Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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