Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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