have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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