And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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