with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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