I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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