Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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