Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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