You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
im on a boat
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