i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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