PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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