And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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