he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
is it fun? or sober?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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