I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Randomize
