make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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