I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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