how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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