I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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