i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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