I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
