i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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