I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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