My brain says no but my pants say off.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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