I feel great
I just peed on a car
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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