And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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