Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
