I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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