watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
My breasts were aching with rage.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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