I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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