he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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