remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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