whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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