My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
