I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
So vagazzling was a success
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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