So drunk its hurt
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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