Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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