I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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