During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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