Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
