If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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