Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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