I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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