I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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