I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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